cockroach attack!

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gilak deh masa ya tadi tuh gu baru balik dari latian di skula .. terus ya di rumah tuh ternyata lagi ada fogging gitu idih bau banget dah malesin banget zzzz
ya udah gu duduk2 aja di teras soalnya dalem rumah gue tuh udah beraep gitu deh idihhh
pas gu ma nyokap gu di teras gitu , tiba tiba ada KECOAK! gede banget sumpah lagi mabok
kocak banget dah kecoak nya tuh muter2 kayak orang mabok gitu terus dia kayak mau naik2 ke pintu gajel banget .. gua mah merhatiin aja sambil nyengir nyengir ahahah *gu gak gitu takut ma keocak mah hahah*
terus tuh kecoak gede kayak yang muterin pilar 2 kali ahaha gakjelas banget si ahahah
eh tiba tiba tuh kecoak ngepakin sayapnya ngelewat atas kepala gu dan ..
NEMPLOK DI BAJU NYOKAP GUE
secara nyokap gue tuh takut banget nget nget ma kecoak jadi dia teriak2 jerit2 histeris sambil lari2 muterin garasi ..
ahahhaha gilak tuh kecoak .. gua mah ngakak aja liatnya *dasar emang durhaka, bukannya bantuin*
mana itu kan di teras ya.. jadi tetangga pada ngeliatin gitu .. ahahahahahah kocak banget dah
terus tu kecoak kan jatuh dari nyokap gu, nyokap gu lari mesuk ke rumah, eh tu kecoak ngikutin, nyokap gue keluar rumah, tu kecoak ngikutin lagi.. nyokap gue masuk agi .. tetep aja tu kecoak ngikutin ..
maaaaaaann .. tu kecoak naksir enyak gue kali?
*ngebayang nyokap gu nikah ma kecoak anaknya kayak gimana*
jadinya enyak gu masuk ke akmar ngunci pintu. tu kecoak tetep ngikutin tapi sayang nya dia gak bisa nembus pintu kamar nyokap gu. ahahahhahaha
ngakak ampe sakit perut guaaa
eh eh .. gak lama kemudian muncul atu lagi kecoak nya.
terus satu lagi
terus satu lagi
terus dua lagi

mampus

KENAPA PADA KELUAR GINI KECOAKNYA?!

gu naek aja ke atas kursi sambi merhatiin tu kecoak yang pada mabok *gak ada kerjaan banget*
tapi dari dalem ruamh makin lama makin banyak keluar tuh kecoak. buset. sejak kapan gua ternak kecoak ye?
ya akhirnya gu nelpon bokap ku suruh dia pulang.
thanks god, tu kecoak2 biadab di urus juga ama bokap ku akhirnya .. pada di pukul atu2 ma sapu lidi .. duh, pokoknya lantei penuh ma bangkai kecoak gitu hiiii
karna masih tetep gak ada kerjaan ya gua ngitungin aja ada berapa jumlah nya tuh kecoakk ..
jumlah yang mengejutkan kawan2 .. gu itung ssekitar seratus lebih !
hebat. harusnya gue dapet guinness world of record tuh .. sebagai peternak kecoak tergeblek di dunia.
horor banget. sumpah berasa lagi maen film thriller yang banyak kecoak pemakan manusia itu .. hiiiiii

emang dasar ya tuh fogging maksiat. yang keluar bukannya nyamuk malah kecoak. emang nya yang bikin demam berdarah itu kecoak apaaa?

huh huh huh

zodiak zodiakan ahhhh

gu baru dapet nih dari fb .. buat fun fun aja sii .. hehehe .. nih zodiak gua, cancer :


•Batu kelahiran: Mirah Delima *pinokiooo.. putih putih melati ali baba ..*

•Yang Anda sukai: Menghabiskan waktu dirumah *ya! hahaha gua suka bikin kubangan dirumah .. haha*, berkumpul bersama keluarga *biar besoknya bisa dapet duit jajan*, membuat pizza bersama teman-teman *membuat pizza? makan pizza iya.. hahah*, dan mendengarkan musik lembut. *ngarang abis, gua lagi seneng musik rap, nge beat and nge rock .. payah ah nih*

•Yang tidak Anda sukai: Film keras *film yang terbuat dari batu? ato film tentang batu? penting abis*, orang yang meneriaki Anda *teriak ngefans sih gakpapa*, dan dikecewakan oleh orang yang Anda sayangi *NAH!*.

•Kemampuan terbaik Anda: Memuji orang lain *bah!*, menjadi pendengar yang baik *uhuyy*, dan menjadi rekan yang dipercaya dan setia *rekan hidup ji yong? mauuuuuuu*

•Diri Anda yang dalam: Anda ingin ketenangan lebih dari segalanya *nah! aku pengen ada keributan malah... ada yang ngamuk ngamukkkk*. Rumah sangatlah penting untuk Anda dan jika ada permasahalan keluarga, Anda akan mudah putus asa. *hoh?*

•Karir Anda: Menjadi musisi *yeah! jadi penyanyi duet ma ji yong ama big bang nya sekalian ahahahaa ama shinee juga, ama 2pm, ama ft island ma ss501 ma u-kiss! hah hah hah*, jurnalis *keingetan, hari ini aku bolos ekskul jurnal di sekolah .. ehehe*, dekorator interior *gag tertarik ahh*, ataupun chef *gak deh .. mau makannya aja gakmau bikinnya*.

•Busana: Orang Cancer cenderung memiliki selera sederhana: baju longgar dengan kain natural dan warna gelap. Anda lebih menyukai baju yang tidak repot dipakai, tetapi tidak berarti Anda tidak suka untuk membuatnya tampak glamor, terutama ketika mood Anda sedang pas. *SCARILY ACCURATE! XDD*

•Sebagai teman: Anda adalah orang yang lembut yang mungkin akan sangat posesif kepada teman Anda *ah ah ahhh*. Jika seseorang membuat Anda kecewa, anda mungkin akan ngambek selama berhari-hari *bertahun tahun malah dendam di bawa ampe mati hahkhahk*. Tetapi jika Anda merasa aman, maka pribadi Anda yang murah hari akan segera mengambil alih, dan teman Anda akan dimanjakan habis-habisan. *blah .. enak banget tuh yang jedi temen kuu!! ahahahhk*

udahan? yaaaaahhhhh gak asikk.. lagi seneng komentar2 padahal .. hihi

WE"RE THE INCREDIBLE BOYS!! HAHAHA

hayyah friends! We are bdPSK!!!! we are the best boyband that u've ever seen! hahaha
we had won many awards...
you know what? we won those awards and have so many fans because we have handsome and cute faces! ahahahah
we're sure you must be our fans too if you ever saw us!! hahahahahahaha
eventhough our songs are sucks and very BAD .. but hey, we just sell our faces!! hahaha... we're different from big bang... the boyband that sell their voices.. our faces are so much more better than them .. hahahahha
I know that SUCKS .. but, who cares? bdPSK is SUCKS. I know it. hahaha
and here are the members:
I am bruudooon. My girlfriend's name is minnie mouse. I love her sooo much muach muach. look, I think I kissed minnie too much so that I got my lips sexy and hot like this. and also I love minnie's scent.. so that I got this pig nose. whatever. I love this. love you so much MINNIE!! MICKEY MOUSE always looove you muach muach.

heyyah! I'm siyyaaaaL Onsu. Don't ask me if I'm ruben onsu's brother or not. cause I'm not. I'm the new mascot of dufan! I'm so much more fashionable than the old one, right? look at my beloved nose, green hair and my emo teeth! hahaha .. my ability is playin' piano actually, I could beat down Teeang once in piano battle just because I have so many fans.. not because of my ability is better than teeang's! hahahaha I know it's kinda sucks, but hey, I am SUCKS! ahahha

Yeaaaaahhh ... I'm DUMB WUMBO .. ! U-KNOW me, right? of course.. ! hahaha .. every body loves me! I know that because I know that U-know everybody know cause I know that U-KNOW!! hahahaha

heyyah .. I'm the most cute boy from this boyband. I am Gae Goong. I could do that kind of beatbox... I could beat POT I guess.. I have somany fans so who cares if my beatbox is worse than POT .. I'll win cause of my cuteness hahahah .. ihihihihihi ... am I look like girl? many people said like that .. but don't worry .. I'll tell you one of my big secret .. I AM A REAL GIRL! hahahah ... idihhh booo ... jangan nyoel nyoel eke gitu dwech ... eke pan jadi malu ... ihihihihih

heyy all.. I am the most handsome devil in the hell. My name is MIN-cakmit. I could do that kind of 'electronic rap' *is it kinda TV or radio? electronic? whatever*. ahahaha.. many of my fans said that my rap is better than POT .. ahahaha .. eventhough my rap is bad but if my fans said like that .. who can beat that? hahahahaaa anyway i think i havea problem with my lips, It's kinda .. I don't know.. strange.. maybe It's because I'm too much play with the electronic things .. I don't know.

so that's all us. hihihihi. heyyy we'll sing a song. listen us okay ..

~*kriiiing .. kriiing...*

*cekrek*

I'm sorry you dialled a wrong number .. please try again in the view minutes or press # to leave a message. la la la la la

don't call me no moreeee .. no moreeee

I got youuuuuuuu .... under my skin ... oh oh oh oh~

thanks.

love muach muach,

bdPSK

P.S: I love you alll my fans!!! I love Qessih!!!! I got a new name for you all .. my fans... PQRSHIT! (Para Qessih aRe SHIT) !! that's a wonderful name isn't it? hahaha

pesbukk amit amiiiiiiiittt!!!

ampun dah yaaaaaaa... tuh mass pesbuk maunye ape sii? capek ni gua nungguiiiiiiinnnn mulu ... mana loading amit amit yeeee bikin capek hatiiiiiiii
padahal nih liburan gue ngebosenin banget dah .. mau online di pesbuk malah loding begindang keseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll
apaan sih make alasan kebanyakan user segala cuih alesan gak mutu uuuuuuuuu

*bodo amat ni portingan gak penting juga bodo amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttt*

RanDom

ahahaha .. senannnggg akhirnya nih kompie gua terbeba dari virus2 jugaaa... hehe jadi bisa ol dengan riang lagi deh ..
nyanyi dulu ah ..
senangnya hatiku .. hilang virus kompi ku ..
kini aku online dengan riang ..
lalalaaa ..

selesai gajel nya. off to our main topic
sebenernya mau ngepost hal hal yang random aja sii .. hal hal yang aneh aneh .. haha
pertama nih kan waktu di jakarta ya, waktu lagi ngobrol ma lisa waktu pulang dari rumah bella ..

mia: "ahhh enak lu sa mau ke bali .. kagak ngajak ngajakkkkk .."
lisa: "eheheh .. tapi si ais masa waktu diajak ke bali ngomongnya gak mauuuu" ==> ais, adiknya lisa, umur ... berapa sih? 6 taun?
mia: "lho? kenapa?"
lisa: "gini lho.. waktu bokap ku nanya ke ais .. 'ais.. mau gak minggu depan kita ke danpasar' .. terus kata ais 'gak mau!!!' nah lo .. dia malah ngomong gak mauuu"
mia: "kenapa gak mauuuuu?"
lisa: "soalnya dia bilang: 'gak mau ke DENPASAR ah! DENPASAR kan DEPAN PASAR!!! ngapain cuma ke depan pasar!!!' "
mia: "*pingsan di jalan*"

geblek banget dah ... berbusa nih mulut ketawa2 di jalan dikira anak ilang dari RSJ mana.

terus nih ya.. lagi pelajaran bahasa indonesia di kelas.. gu ama temen2 kan sebelumnya lagi maen game di fb, game nya tuh tentang ngetes apakah kamu adalah penggemar sejati big bang .. mana tuh ya soalnya make bahasa inggris terus ada bahasa korea nya gitu .. mabok mabok dah .. untung gu pernah belajar nulis ma baca bahsaa korea tuh .. jadi pan bisa ngerti dikit dikit mah .. jajajaja tapi tetep aja, baca sebaris itu ampe setengah jammmmmmm ... mampus dah.
terus ada satu pertanyaan kayak lirik lagu big bang gitu .. terus pertanyaannya siapa yang nyanyiin lirik bagian itu .. mana liriknya make bahasa korea.. rapet2 tulisannya.. gu cuma mampu baca yang akhirannya aja.. pokoknya liriknya tuh di belakanganya ada tulisan "-damyeon girl" nya.
nah pan lagi enak enak mikir.. ehhhh .. tu guru bahasa indonesia dateng ke kelas.. yasud.. tunda dulu deh maen game nya ..
pas di kelas lagi hening .. banget. gu bengong aja nyanyi2 lagu sunset glow.. bersenandung gitu lah .. pelan pelan ..
eh.. pas gak sadar gua nyanyi .. eh ternyata gua nyanyiin lirik yang dinyanyiin TOP .. dan ada "-damyeon girl" nya!!! karena kaget tiba tiba dapet ilham gitu .. gue langsung teriak gak nanggung2 sambil ngacungin jari telunjuk ke udara : "OHHHHHH IYAAAAAA!!!" dan masang tampang bego tapi seneng.

dan beberapa detik kemudian gue sadar kalo gue lagi di kelas.
oh wow. bagus banget. semua mata tertuju padaku sekarang. berasa jadi miss indonesia.
berasa pengen telepati ke kutub selatan. biar bisa maen lompat tali ama penguin.
gak nyambung.
tapi ya... karena "OH IYA" tersebut, aku dan temangs bisa jawab pertanyaan yang di quiz ituuuuuu... dan jawabannya adalah aku "SUPER CRAZY BIG BANG FANS"!!!!!!!
ahahah... senangsenangsenang gak jadi pindah ke kutub dah. ke korea aja.
hahaha

gilak ya.. facebook loding amat.. brrrrr

new gaaaaaameeee!!! hahaha XDD

yeah now, I just like to play this kind of game, dunno what makes me like this game, but It's just.. fascinating! hahaha I called it songs game. cause it's all bout songs. haha
I got this game from my awesome friend from Panama, claudia, *hey there!* :D
so those are the rules of the game:

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4. Copy and paste into your own note.

so these are the questions and my own answers.. kinda funny XD:


What does next year have in store for me?
seasons of fireworks - f4 (omo! fireworks! I love it!!!)

What does your love life look like?
Ai Qing Ma Qi Duo - Lollipop (translation: love macchiatto) ==> I s it means my love's like macchiatto? hahaha

What do I say when life gets hard?
ready Go! - WaT *ahahaha yeah just cheer up and ready go! XD*

What do I think of when I get up in the morning?
Stand up - Big Bang *of course! I'll not gonna lyin on my bed all day long! haha*

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
how gee - Big bang *I love this one! hahaha*

What do you want as a career?
oh, ah, oh - Big bang *whatta?*

Favorite place?
closer - Travis *a closer place? XD*

What do you think of your parents?
not young - U-kiss *It's absolutely right! hahaha It's kinda funny!*

Where would you go on a first date?
5 centi - WaT *what? just 5 centi from me?*

Drug of choice?
lollipop - Big bang feat. 2NE1 *drug = lollipop?*

Describe yourself
waiting for the time - jang keun suk/jeong jun II *waiting for what kind of 'time'?*

The song that best describes the president?
I like you - U-kiss *I LIKE SBY??!!*

How will I die?
Make love - Big Bang *BUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA*

What song will be played at your funeral?
Lucky de happy - Eiji wentz *lucky de happy at my funeral?! no probs. hahaha*

How are you feeling right now?
Crazy dog - Big Bang *ROFL*

What's your catch up phrase?
Saranghae seo .. Mianhae - DoReMiFaSoLaTiDo OST *LOVE THIS! translation: I love you.. I'm sorry*

Your biggest secret..
hey Say! - Lovely complex OST *feels like the question forced me to answer! HAHA*

Worst thing ...
wonderful - Big Bang *worst = wonderful?!*

If you could change something from the past.. What would it be?
Everything - Big Bang *LOL I'll change EVERYTHING! XD*

What is it in your mind?
Dirty cash - Big Bang *OHEMGEE .. My MIND!! XDDD*

what do you think you are?
superwoman - Alicia keys *I AM! HAHAHA*

Describe ur idol!
Stylish - big bang *yes, big bang are stylish! you got it! haha*

your lucky charm?
lucky - Ashily

worst thing you've ever had?
better that we break - maroon five *LOLLLLL*

what do you think bout ur best friend?
paradise - T-max *woooooow*

what do you think bout ur boyfriend?
only one person - F.T.Island *wiiii*

ur favourite words?
lalala - Big Bang *It's actually Bella's! hahaha*

what will happen to you in the next 10 years?
because I'm stupid - ss501 *I'm gonna be stupid?!*

if u're mad and sad, what will you do or say?
lies - Big Bang *YEAH!! SOL ==> Screaming Out Loud*

best thing u've ever had?
our love - Super junior *HAHAHA*

place you dream of?
Toki Wo koete - WaT (translation: Fantastic world) *absolutely RIGHT! HAHA*]

words u hope from ur boyfriend?
Love's like oxygem - SHINee *hahahahhhhaa*

words u hope from ur bestfriends?
We are Big Bang - Big Bang *YAEH GALS! U'RE ROCK! HAHA*

what are you dreamin' of?
anything but up - Hilary Duff

what is the first thing on ur mind bout boys?
love story - Bi Rain *ahhhhaaaahhhh thanks god It's not rainism ..XD*

ur best memories?
cancer - My Chemical Romance *WHATTA?!!!!*

ur worst memories?
HOT - Avril Lavigne

ur husband will ..
sk8er boy - Avril Lavigne *AAHAHA coOL!*

what will happen with ur career?
V.I.P - Big Bang *I'm gonna be V.I.P!! OWYEAHHHHH*

what do you think bout all these questions?
(I tried it twice and I got :)
- complicated - Avril Lavigne
and
- Make me a fool - Lollipop


AHAHAHAHAHA IT's hilarious! hahahahahah
-really can't stop laughing-
but hey, how much Big Bang's songs that I got there? hahaha