between that kind of 'mother' things and daesung

hoalaaaaaa
lama skali tak posting posting lagiiii
kangen kangen kangennn
sebenernya pengen mostng ini udah lama, tapi ya sempet nya sekarang ya sekarang saja dahh
haha

gu pernah nanya tuh ke nyokap gu,
mia: "mah mahhhh kok bisa sih mi matanya sipit ginih? mang ada keturunan cina yaaa?" ==> ge-er amat yak gu
mamah: "tauk dah. anak tetangga kali lu" ==> sadis
mia: "*ngambek*"
bokap: "jadi ginih lo mii .. ehem ehemm .. jadi sejarahnya mule dari kakak mia dulu ya, si iman. jadi waktu mama ngandung iman mamah ituh ngidam aneh .. mamah seneng banget nonton pilem"
mia: "nonton pilem??? keren tuh? pilem apah? boboho??"
bokap: "harusnya sih kalo anaknya ya kayak iman ya ngidamnya pasti boboho, tapi bukan mamah waktu itu ngidam pilem ... THE GOD MUST BE CRAZY"
oh wow, hebat banget. lihatlah betapa miripnya makhluk tuhan paling aduhai itu dengan kakak ku yang berat badannya disinyalir dapat merubuhkan twin tower dalam satu tendangan.
perbedaan dia dengan kakak gu:
1. dia mah kurus kering, kaka gu .. bulet.
2. dia mah giginya putih, kaka gu .. jarang gosok gigi .. ampe lumutan tuh gigi
3. dia mah tinggal di indonesia, kaka gu .. di minahasa .. tinggal bareng beruang kutub
persamaannya:
1. sama sama ... item, sama sama punya idung lebar, sama sama crazy dan sama sama jelek

dan perbincangan penuh nista itu pun berlanjut ..
bokap: "terus.. pas mama ngidam mia.."
mia: "ngidam apaaa? emma watson? hilary duff?" ==> bodoh banget, mereka mah belon terkenal kali taun 94..
bokap: "mama seneng nonton pilemnya JET LI"
mia: "*pingsan*"
oh kau maha guru jet li .. ajari ku kungfu mu .. oh kau kembaranku ..

wow lagi. jet li bok. jet li.
ehemmm ..

next topic, talking bout my friends that goin' crazy more and more each day .. especially the 'NEW HIBARI FOUR!!' hahaahhhha , nope, we're not hibari four.. cause there are no ikuta toma, shirota yuu or horikita maki in ma school hahahah
we've just 'found' this relly cute guy in facebook, his name is 'daesung' .. hahah, no, it's not the big bang's one, it's the another dae.. just an ordinary boy lived in CHILE that has a korean father and errr.. american mather? i'm not sure.. but he got the korean face. a cute korean face. hahahah
and yeah, 3 of my crazy friends, biel, ndiin, and liiiii are really adore him!! they also grab his photos too .. hahah, thanks god I'm the one who didn't do that. haha
we always called him : "jajaja XD what? o.0"
don't ask me why, it's a long story hahaha
end hell yeah, we found the fact that he sot a new gf, and biel ndin liiii gat that kind of broken heart! hahahahaha
*jedeeeerrrr mia kesambet setan apa tauk tiba tiba eglish gini.. balik ke indonesia aja dahh*
liii bilang gini waktu denger berita menggemparkan tersebut: "cantik juga pacarnya.. tapi cantikan juga akuuuuuu!"
jedeeeeeeerrrrr lagi. narsis amat dah lu hahahha
terus ndiiin bilang: "ayok dah kita kirim poto kita yang lebi HOT dari poto ni cwenya si daesung!!" ==> fyi, foto nya cewe si dae emang kayak yang hot gitu lah, pake tank top terus gayanya kayak putri duyung gitu
aku: "bener! ayok, dia kan poto ala putri duyung, kamu poto ala beruang kutub li!"
li: "yaaaa dan biel poto ala bintang laut!!"
biel: "yaaaa dan kita kirim foto itu ke si daesung sama pesan tulisannya = 'heh daesung, aing teh bogoh ka maneh. maneh kudu jadi pacar aing' ..!"
li: "lah terus ntar kalo dae nya malah bales: 'ai sia ngemeng naon?!' gimana?"
jedeeeeeeeeeerrrrr lagi. geblek dah, daesung pan ngomong inggris aja balelol gimana nyundaaaaa

ini adalah tersangka utama. bahaya! ia dapat membuatmu jatuh cinta pada tendangan pertama.

yaaaaa... setelah dipikir pikir... ini gua juga grab poto dia yak? tau ah .. buat dimasupin ke blog doang kok .... gak bakal dipake buat melet..

ohiye, jika ada pihak yang tersinggung .. silahkan ngamuk. gua lagi seneng ngeliat orang ngamuk akhir akhir ini. apalgi sejak nak2 kesssiehhh ceria perang ama nak2 V.I.P ..
widihhhhh senang sayah ...
==> bagi yang nggak ngerti harap maklum. perbincangan ini dianjurkan untuk yang merasa manusia. bagi yang gak ngerti berarti bukan manusia. sekian.
btw kalo jadi ada yang suka ma daesung inih kasi tau ya! mau gue ketawain. hahah

I really hate that kind of stuffs!

itu kayaknya judulnya harusnya 'things' deh .. bukan 'stuff' tapi emang lagi pengen nulis stuff jadi ya tulis aja dah

dulu aku paling suka ama anak kecil .. setiap ada anak kecil pasti gua samperin terus gua cubit pipinya saking gemesnya.
tapi sekarang aku ralat
aku gak suka anak kecil yang sok manis.
sok sok ngejilat orang tua
sok sok jadi anak manis padahal ada maunya
sok lucu
dan gak tau diri

dulu ya, aku seneng banget kalo ada anak kecil depan rumah main ke rumah gue. soalnya dia lucuuu .. gemes .. pinter ngomong .. lucu banget
tapi sekarang aku gak suka setengah mati ama itu anak
tadi pagi ya dia maen ke rumah .. umurnya baru 3 tahunan gitu ..
dia langsung tebar pesona gitu manggil manggil orang2 seisi rumah.
"ibuuu ... aa' imannnn .. teteh miaaaa" sambil gelayutan manja di kaki iman
"ibu, bapak mana?"
nyokap: "lagi pergi .."
"yaaah... pergi .." sambil masang tampang sedih banget padahal sebelumnya tiap dia ngeliat bokap gua langsung nangis kayak yang abis liat kolor ijo.
terus dia nyamperin gua, "teteh mia .. main yuk .."
gua: ngedelik males terus ngeloyor pergi maen hape.
dia langsung masang tampang cemberut terus lari lari sok imut ngedeketin nyokap gue.
"ibuu .. " sambil narik narik baju nyokap gue. hidih .. sok manis banget
"ya?"
"mau .. mau.."
nyokap gue langsung belai belai rambut tuh anak "mau apa?"
"mau kue"

GUBRAK! jadi lo kesini cuma mau makan kue? lo kira rumah gue apa ha? kantin gratisan?!
terus nyokap gue nyengir seneng soalnya nyangka tuh anak berani, terus pinter ngomong. iihh.. pinter minta minta kali?!
ya, akhirnya dikasih kue dah tu anak. hueeeek
terus ya, nyokap gua kan abis masak nasi goreng. terus tuh anak ngedeketin dapur sambil masang tampang mupeng.
"mau nasi goreng?" nyokap gue nawarin
tuh anak ngangguk ngangguk kayak ayam lagi ayan
ya, akhirnya tuh anak di kasih sepiring nasi goreng. dan gak di habisin. dia cuma makan 2 sendok. bagus banget.
terus ama nyokap gua ditawarin kerupuk. dia seneng loncat loncat tapi akhirnya tetep gak dihabisin. kalo gak dihabisin toh buang kek krupuknya, eh malah di taro gitu aja diatas meja. sok boss banget sih lo!!
terus ya, dia tuh kayak ngerangkak naek ke lantai dua. ama nyokap gue dilarang, katanya
"jangan naek ke atas ya, entar jatoh. kalo jatuh kan sakit. ya kan?"
trus tu anak nyengir kuda
"ya iyalah. masa ya iya dong" sambil make suara sok sok imut n lucu banget.
dan nyokap ama iman ketawa ngakak.
gua ngedengus males lagi. emangnya lucu ya? basi banget tau gak sih.

terus tu anak pulang ke alamnya. gua liat SCTV tuh. lagi ada ftv gitulah zzzz
gak jelas banget deh tu ftv. ada satu adegan kayak ginii:
si cewek duduk di ruang tamu. terus ada si cowok yang dateng ke ruang tamuitu. terus negur si cewek. si cewek noleh terus matanya melotot liat tuh cowok.
si cewek: "ya ampun .. xena..?" ==> buset, nama nya xena men. berrasa jaman kekaisaran romawi *ga nyambung*
si cowok: "hey khayana .." ==> khayangan maksudnya?
si cewek: *masi tetep melotot gak percaya*"xena! ya ampun kamu 11 tahun tinggal di amerika sekarang ganteng bangetttt... dulu kan lo dekil banget *terus si cewek nyubit pipi si cowok*"
sicowok: "*nyengir badak* hehe .. iya dong .. kamu juga.. sekarang berubah .. makin lama makin .. cantik" ==> najis
sicewek: "*senyum senyum malu malu kucing kucing* ah .. kamu ini .. bisa aja .. " ==> zzzz
terus si cewek ama sicowok pelukan gitu sambil senyum bahagia

keadaan: gue muntah belut saking eneknya. mata gua keluar cairan kuning. idung gua keluar lollipop. mulut gua keluar busa.

masa olo .. tak ada kah tontonan yang lebih mendidik? tauk gini mendingan gua nonton si bolang ato laptop si unyil aja kali yak? ato nonton dora the explorer sambil bawa bawa balon terus teriak teriak : "DORAAAA IAI LOP YU!!!"
setidaknya hal itu lebih 'normal' daripada tuh ftv

zzzzz

eiji wentz's driving me crazy!! huaaaaaa

huhuhuh .. nih kan ya, mi kan search tentang eiji wentz gitu .. soalnya mi pengen tau katanya si eiji wentz itu gak bisa bahasa inggris .. masa sih? orang bapaknya kan orang amerika-german, ibunya jepang. masa gak bisa bahasa inggris?
yauda mi search tuh di guu-gel, terus nemu satu link gitu terus mi buka. isinya ya tentang trivia trivia eiji wentz ..
ada yang tulisannya gini ..

Eiji, who is said to get his handsome looks from his German-American father, is widely known as "the half-American who can only speak Japanese." It is known that he is the only member of his family that cannot speak English. His mother, of course knows English because she is married to an American. His older brother took English lessons from an English tutor. Eiji says that because his parents get too excited and use English when they get mad at him, he often doesn't know that they're mad. He had especially bad grades at English in High School.
Though he failed in English, Eiji had very good kanji test scores.

jadi terbukti lah kalau eiji wentz gak bisa bahasa inggris dan hanya bisa bahasa jepang. mau mi ajarin bahasa indonesia, eiji?? hahaha

terus ya ada juga artikel gini :

According to sources, Eiji is very, very close with his partner from WaT, Teppei Koike, and often visits Teppei's house. Reportedly, when he goes there he gets very relaxed and often strips nude.

hell god! strips nude?! what the hell is going on with you mind?! it doesn't mean that you feel relax with teppei so that you can 'nude' in teppei's home?! WHATTA ..?!

ada juga artikel ginih:

During a television interview in 2005, Eiji revealed that a big worry of his was the fact that Teppei "won't get naked together with me." On top of that, he said he was jealous when he found out that Teppei got naked together with Kamenashi Kazuya of the Idol Group KAT-TUN.

huah huah huaaaaahh!!!! aku gak bisa napas sekarang .. aku tiba tiba jantungan! asma!! mataku hampir copot baca tuh artikel bejat!! apa itu maksudnya 'won't get naked with me' ??!! sudahlah eiji .. tobat lah kau .. kau itu laki laki .. masih lajang *semoga* .. masih cakep pula .. kalo mukamu kayak tukul ato kiwil ato michael jackson .. tak apa apa lah .. ku rela kalau kau seperti itu . nah ini, ngaca mbak .. kalo aku punya wajah seperti kau, aku bahkan bakal naksir sama diriku sendiri, tau?! liat .. kau tuh bukti nyata manusia 'perfect'! jangan kau nodai ke 'perfect' an mu itu dengan hal hal 'bejat' seperti itu! tobat lah .. tobatlah wahai manusia ... jika dirimu ternoda ..*ngapain ada bimbo di sini?*

ini juga bukti nyata bahwa koike teppei dan eiji memang sering bermesraan :

HELL GOD!

Gua doain tuh si teppei tiba tiba pindah ke amrik terus si eiji gak bisa nyusul karena dia ga bisa bahasa inggris, dan dia jadi tobat karena gak ada teppei lagi!

AMIN

dan ohya, teppei jadinya diganti sama aku, jadi vocal group nya berubah nama jadi WaM (Wentz and Mia). bagus kan? bagus kan? XD

pokoknya eiji, ingat pesan nenek, TOBATLAH KAU!!!

mommy's mad!! watch out, boys!

di suatu desa di pedalaman kutub utara .. hiduplah sebuah keluarga yang tidak sejahtera .. di keluarga itu terdapat seorang ibu-ibu dan anaknya yang bernama TOP..

suatu hari ..

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gini loh bu peri .. emak saya tuh .. kerjaannya marah marah mulu sama aye .. pan aye jadi sedih bu peri hp pink ..

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p.s: maap kalo aneh .. lagi stress .. *&^%$#@

crying me .. huhu

halah .. tu judul apaan banget sih ..
tapi ya emang iya sih .. tauk dah akhir akhir ini gua rasanya kok sentimentil amat yak? ngeliat yang sedih sedih dikit ..
nangis..
ngedenger lagu lagu yang sedih dikit ..
nangis ..
baca buku yang sedih dikit ..
nangis ..
dicubit ama TOP ..
girang loncat loncat ..
*kenapa harus TOP? nggak .. nggak napa napa* ==> maap ndin .. bukan maksud untuk merebut suami mu yang bohay assoy itu kok .. bener .. suer!

tapi yaa.. gak semua hal yang sedih sedih aku nangisin sih ..
palingan kalo nonton doremifasolasido itu .. nangis bombay ..
terus denger ost doremifasolasido yang waiting for the time ama yang saranghaeso mianhae .. nangis darah ..
terus baca novel bellamore .. hidih .. sesenggukan gua kalo baca tu novel ..
baca autumn in paris juga .. meleleh ni aer mata ..
ya.. cuma itu itu aja sih yang bikin nangis ..
tapi masalahnya gu kan selalu denger tu lagu .. nonton tu film berulang ulang .. baca tu novel ampe mata belor ..
otomatis mata ku terus terusan diperes mulu ..
mata di tonton berulang ulang tu pilem juga masih tetep aja nangis ..
lagunya di puter beratus ratus kali jua nangis lagi ..
huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kenapa sih nih aku?! perasaan dulu mau nonton film yang se-menyayat hati seperti apapun gua gak pernah nangis deh .. niat nangis aja enggak ..
apalagi cuma lagu lagu yang mellow .. apalagi buku yang sedih ..
wah gak mempan deh!
tapi kenapa kalo doremifasolasido, waiting for the time ama bellamore bisa bikin mataku disihir sekejap menjadi air terjun?
ato karena tu film, lagu ama buku udah di kasih jampi jampi?!
sucks with the dukun yang menjampi jampi tu benda benda mengerikan ..
!!

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huhuhu
ohya .. gilak ya, BIG BANG gokil banget? hahhahahaha
==> maap makin gakjelas ni postingan ..
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XD

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aaaarhhhkkkkk... bete banget dah gua nih .. apa ya masa nih, waktu liburan hari sabtu ato minggu kalo gak salah, emak gue di telpon ama ibunya temen *kalo bisa dibilang te-damn-men* gue, jadi ya emak gua udah lama temenan gitu sih ama emak nya temen gu itu, najjis banget dah .. ngapaen lagi emak gua temenan ama emak nya itu makhluk nista? huuuuuuuuuuhhhh!!
terus kan ya, waktu itu emak emak sialan nelpon emak gu, gu lagi enak enak gitu maen kompie di lante 2, lagi heppi heppi ngeliat video video .. download download lagu ..
eh terus kedengeran lah suara emak gue yang lagi ngobrol ama emak nya temen gue yang kita panggil sebagai EOMF(Emaknya OMF==> OMF nama temen gue yang amit amit ngeselinnya minta ampun idih jijay bajay ngararambayyy)
diperkirakan percakapan emak gu ama EOMF adalh sebagai berikut:

EOMF: halo bbu .... aduh bu, gimana kabarnya ..? ==> ciri ciri orang sarap gak ada kerjaan
Emak gu (EG) : baik .. ibu bagaimana kabarnya?
EOMF : hiihi ,, baik kok bu baik .. eh eh btw btw, gimana nih hasil rapot anak ibu? udah dilihat belum bu?
EG : uda,aduh anak saya tuh males banget di rumah bu, maunya main mulu .. jadi nilai rapot mid nya jelek .. *DAMN*
EOMF : oh.. sama lah bu .. anak saya juga nilainya ya gitu gitu aja .. ya .. tapi lumayan lah nilainya diatas 8 semua .. hihihihihihi ==> SHIT banget sih! nilai 'gitu gitu aja' ya? BULLSHIT
EG: wah .. bagus dong bu nilainya diatas 8 semua ..
EOMF: ya.. tapi nilai matematikannya aja tuh yg agak jelek .. tapi fisika ama kimia nya itu selalu 90.. 100 .. hihihiiiii ==> PAMER LO?!
EG: wah .. kalau nilai matematika anak saya cuma .. ** ==> nilai nya di sensor demi kebaikan penulis.
EOMF: oh .. hahaha .. emang anak jaman sekarang itu malas ya bu .. tapi anak saya liburan begini tetep di sekolah loch bu .. dia kayak ada pengayaan gittu duech .. hihihihihi ==> penganiayaan maksud lo?!
EG: pengayaan apa bu?
EOMF: pengayaan buat lomba murid berprestasi gitu bu .. murid kelas 10 yang ikut hany dia saja bu .. yang lainnya kakak kelas semua .. hihihihi
EG: wah hebat ya bu ...
EOMF : blablablabla
EG: blablabla
.
.
.
ya dan seterus nya dan seterusnya dan seterusnya
BULLSHIT banget gak sih?!
gua sumpel juga mulut lo sama penyedot septic tank!
dan ototmatis, emak gua marah marah, nyuruh gua matiin komputer.. dan belajar. SAAT LIBURAN. dan gak boleh megang komputer lagi sampe nile gua ngelebihin nilai tu si OMF gilak.
amit amit gua bunuh juga lo semua.
RESE!

dan setelah gue selidiki guess what? nilai ulangan matematika dia berapa? 55

the bloody straight 55

WHAT THE HELL WITH YOUR AMAZING 80 SCORE DUMBHEAD?!

Beberapa menit yang membuat hatiku hancur sekaligus sakit perut kebanyakan ketawa

huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
gua baru jalan jalan di youtube ..
awalnya sih cuma mau liat PV(PV itu sebutan di jepang, di amrik video klip, di korea MV) WaT yang 36derajat celcius .. terus ketemu link ke judul "love in WaT" gitu lah .. yang udah aku kasih link nya di postingan sebelumnya

dan .. perjalanan berlanjut ke suatu link juga .. judulnya "Teppei kiss a girl and Wentz kiss a boy"
huhu .. gua liat ni video rasanya pengen nge geplak geplak meja terus loncat loncat gak jelas ampe lantai dua rubuh! hhuhuhu .. jadi isinya ya .. si teppei kayak di suruh nyium 'ugly lady' yang bener bener ugly di sebuah acara talkshow gila. dan sebelum itu, eiji juga di suruh nyium bapak bapak jelek udah tua!!!!
huahuahuahuhauauhauhuahuahuahuhauhauha
liat aja di http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPTt0PTu2tc&feature=related

terus .. belum selesai .. aku masih jalan jalan di you tube .. ketemu lagi link yang judulnya : "love between eiji and teppei"
oh wow .. apaan lagi nih .. gua udah panas dingin gini nonton nya ..
dan isinya adalah ..
foto foto mesra mereka berdua.
oh wow
mereka benar benar terlihat seperti sepasang kekasih yang berbahagia.
huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
link nya: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ASFk2YU8k&feature=related

masih terus belon nabrak ..
gu liat lagi yang judulnya "Went'z room"
yang ini sih gak bikin jantung deg deg serrr yah .. cuma panas dingin juga sih liat eiji wentz tanpa riasan make celana basket trus pake kacamata bingkai item .. cakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp
jhahahahhaha
link nya:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJSv2rpu_f8&feature=related

dan terakhir .. gua liat "teppei speaks english"
waw.. sebegitu fenomenalnya kah si teppei berbicara bahasa inggris??? gu liat durasi nya cuma 13 detik .. hmm.. penasaran juga sih ..
yaudah kuliat dan ya ..
memang fenomenal.
13 detik itu dia hanya berbicara dengan logat yang super duper aneh : "hi. I'm eeengg .. teppei koike(diberi penekanan inggris meddok saat di bagian 'teppei koike'). eng... do your best. you can do it!" habis itu nyengir nyengir kuda.
ya ampyun rasanya gua pengen banget bunuh diri.
link nya: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5Bhq4E-frY&feature=related

beneran deh ..
lama lama jalan2 di youtube bisa buat aku gila.
kemaren kemaren udah ngeliat video2 big bang yang gokil nya bikin gua mencret di tempat.
dan sekarang haruskah WaT juga?
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu .. kotak ketawaku .. yang tabah ya...
T.T

The death of Sunny and WaT (nggak ... WaT gak mati kok)

mari kita bersama sama mengucapkan alhamdulillah .. eh innalillahi wa inna illaihi raji'un ..
telah berpulang sang pemimpin kita, pahlawan .. sosok yang sangat berperan penting dalam kelangsungan hidup manusia ..
monster cangcorang.


ya gak lah

maksudnya gue baru baru ini baru aja baru tau kalo baru baru ini ada berita baru. apaan sih.
seriusan nih, beneran gue baru search tuh ya, tentang BOF, soalnya kan kemaren bibil ngasih tau kalo salah satu pemain BOF, ginger, meninggal.
gue shock tuh kan ya, nafas megap megap, mata melotot, ulet keluar dari idung.
masa sih si ginger mati? entar si kencur sapa yang nemenin dong??
yaudah karna penasaran, aku cari cari .. aku buka link nya si ginger di wikipedia..

ternyata masiidup tuh ..
katanya kemaren baru aja makan mi ramen di pinggiran warung tegal.

lah gua bingung .. sapa dong ya yang meninggal?
bentar .. kan di film itu, si ginger punya temen tuh .. namanya si sunny dan miranda.
yaudah iseng iseng gu buka ja tuh link nya si sunny.
pas gua liat .. bujug .. potonya assoyy ..

berasa liat suzanna waktu muda..
eh nggak deng .. astajim ... hussssh gak boleh ngomong gitu ah serem ..
ya pokoknya si sunny lumayan assoyy dah ya mukanya ..
yaudah gu juga baca baca deh biografinya..
di bawah tulisan:

Name: 장자연 / Jang Ja Yun (Jang Ja Yeon)
Profession: Model, actress
Birthdate: 1980-Jan-25

ada tulisan:

Death: 2009-Mar-07 (suicide)

deg deg serrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
gilak sekarang yang keluar dari idung udah bukan ulet lagi ..

tapi ingus.

idih jorok bener.

yaaaa... jadi ya ternyat si sunny udah is dead. wafat.tewas. ko-id.
ya ampun .. sabar ya mbak .. entar gua dah gantiin anda, menjadi moony.
wakakkakak

dan yaa.. ini artikelnya:
Jang Ja Yun was an actress who began earning a lot of recognition for her minor roles in several movies and TV dramas. Recently, she walked the red carpet at the 45th Baeksang Awards and was going to debut on the big screen with two new upcoming movies. Her most recent drama is the hit TV series, “Boys Before Flowers.” She portrayed Sunny who was in the Jin-Sun-Mi trio, a group of mean girls who pick on the female protagonist. The staff and crew of “Boys Before Flowers” said that Jang was “always bright and positive, with a lot of passion for acting.”
On March 7th, 2009, Jang Ja Yun’s suicide sent shock waves across Korea. She was found dead in her home in Bundang. According to the local police, Jang had committed suicide by hanging herself from a railing along the stairs in her home. She was discovered around 7:34 PM by her sister.
Another piece of news about Jang was reported a few days ago. A letter that was written by the Korean actress before her death was discovered. She had addressed the letter to her manager, Yun, claiming that her former manager, named Kim, had verbally abused her and physically assaulted her. The letter claimed that she was forced to have sex with high-profile figures in the entertainment business. The letter brings up the possibility that Jang’s suicide was not only out of depression, originally thought to be caused by the death of her parents ten years ago. After revealing the letter, her current manager Yun also attempted suicide to avoid backlash from releasing the letter. He is currently recovering in the hospital.
Police are still investigating the letter as of now.
Jang joins a growing list of Korean celebrities such as Choi Jin Shil and Ahn Jae Hwan, who have committed suicide in recent years.

hiii ... serem amat yak manager nyoo ..
ohya, gak ada jasa penerjemahan .. hehe

ya .. itu aja sih sebagai info bahwa sebentar lagi aku bakal nongol di BOF nge ganti mbak sunny. peran gue jadi kucing yang keinjek gu jun pyo waktu dia lari.
keren kan gua?

btw btw, aku liat video WaT tuh di youtube. LUCU BANGET!(bagi yang seneng WaT pasti bakal ketawa ngakak sekaligus nangis guling guling di genteng)
jadi isinya tuh kayak interview mereka di suatu acara talkshow gitu ..
silahkan dipelototin di http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSCwB7Tb5cA&NR=1

huhuhuhuhuhuhuh ... wentz ku ... mengapa kau .. ? huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

postingan gak penting banget tapi penting pentingin aja

hahaha karena emang lagi gak ada kerjaan ya gua nge post gambar gambar aja dah ..

huehehehe ..
Berikut ini adalah foto foto yang akan dikomentari oleh pengkomentar foto terhandal sepanjang sejarah perkudaan.

jiahahahahhahahaha ... pengen deh punya pajangan kayak gitu ..! pajangan berupa ji-hoo alias kim hyun .. kim hyun .. kim hyun apa sih namanya? ohh .. kim hyun joong! (yang notabene sama bibil dipanggilnya jadi kim gosong. wadefak?)

kapan kapan pengen poto poto kayak gitu ahhh ..

kim gosong nya tanpa ekspresi gituu ... haha .. rileks aja mbak kalo mau jadi pajangan mah .. XD

ini poto tunanganku .. jung eui chul!! jahahaha ..

bisa diliat di poto pertama mah masih normal normal aja, minum nya aer putih make botol .. cuma mulutnya aja agak agak monyong gak jelas gitu .. abis nyium pantat badak ya mass? pantesan ampe babak telor ah belur diperban gitu ... jangan nangis ya.. cupp cupp cupp .. UCUPP! ANGKAT JEMURAN! BENTAR LAGI UJAN!

di foto kedua nya inilah yang layak dan patut diperbincang kan ..

kenapa minum botol infusan bang?!

apakah anda termasuk spesies baru yang merupakan medicalvora (pemakan alat alat medis semacam botol infus, suntikan, stethoscope dan dokter serta susternya)?!

masa olo .... semoga tuhan memberi ketabahan pada keluarga yang ditinggalkan .. amin.

kalo iini suami ke 6 ku, jang keun suk ato jang geun seok ato jangjang panjang ato jangjang jangka ato jangjang jangkis ato oryza sativae *?!*

sumpah liat poto ini kok dia jadi mirip mirip ama eun-chan di coffee prince ya? apalagi baju ama senyumnya kayak gitu .. mirip banget .. !

tinggal dikasih kuping yang panjang, terus gigi nongol dua, mata bulet, ama bulu bulu putih, jadi deh kelinci. sebagai pelengkap kasih wortel deh buat digigit gigit.

hufftt ... sori yee emang gini nih kalo lagi gak ada kerjaan. saraf nya kumat .. kayaknya kapan kapan gua harus masup ke kelompok 6S (Sekelompok Satwa-Satwa Sarap dan Sweet Sekaliiiii ) kali yak?

boleh dicoba deh ..

btw btw, tadi baru aja liat MV dirty cash nya big bang ..

LUCU BANGET!!!!!!! gyahahahahhahahahaha

I've made so many mistakes 'bout big bang before .. mian!!

yapp .. just like what I wrote at the title, I wrote so many wrong things bout big bang .. and yeah, I really feel ashamed for that. huhuhu_T
so, I want to make things right, here. haha



What I wrote before:
"G-Dragon is the youngest member of big bang"
the fact:
"Seung Ri is the youngest one"



What I wrote:
"I think Tae Yang is the oldest member og Big Bang"
the fact:
"T.O.P is the oldest one"



what I wrote:
"G.D is the main Vocalist in Big Bang"
the fact:
"Tae Yang is the main vocalist of Big Bang"



what I wrote:
"T.O.P sing a song 'HOT'."
the fact:
"HOT is the solo album of Tae Yang"


hahahha, see? I've made so many mistakes.. but hey, I make it right now! hahahah
and yeah for the information, I got "the fact" from Wikipedia. It's the article:



Real Name: Kwon Ji Yong
Stage Name: G-Dragon
Position: Leader, Vocal, Rapper, Composer
Date of Birth: August 18,1988
Is the leader of Big Bang. Has been trained by YG entertainment since he was 12 years old, he was paired up with Taeyang and known as GDYB. He often composes and produces the group's material. G-Dragon is also very interested in fashion and is known to be very fashionable. His mini-album will release sometime in 2009.


Real Name: Dong YoungBae
Stage Name: Tae Yang; SoL
Position: Vocal, Choreographer
Date of Birth: May 18, 1988
Tae Yang started out as being a rapper, but is now the main vocalist of Big Bang. He is known to be shy, sweet, thoughtful, and most sensitive one in Big Bang. It is also known he used to be scared of girls' when he was younger. He was the first one to release a solo album, called HOT.


Real Name: Choi Seung Hyun
Stage Name: T.O.P; Tempo
Position: Rapper, Beat Boxer, Composer
Date of Birth: November 4, 1987
Is known as the 'big brother' of the band. He also won KBS Radio's Rap Battle in 2003. Another one of his talents is acting. He was in the Korean Drama "I am Sam" He impressed many people, including fans, with his acting skills. He was also in Red Roc's music video for Hello and also in Gummy's mv for I'm Sorry w/ Sandara Park. T.O.P also got more fame when he kissed superstar Lee Hyori on stage at the 2008 MKMF (it was planned though). Before joining Big Bang, he performed in clubs as a rapper, and eventually received recognition by winning KBS's "Rap Battle" in 2003.


Real Name: Kang Daesung
Stage Name: Dae Sung; D-Lite
Position: Vocal
Date of Birth: April 26, 1989
Dae Sung was first known as "ugly" and "Unpretty boy" but the staff team confimed he is the most liked member in Big Bang. He has a talent of imitating people and also has a great sense of humor. Dae Sung is the second Big Bang member to star in a musical, the Korean musical "Cats". During the 2008 MKMF, his act with Korean superstar Lee Hyori was voted one of the best acts of the night. He is also a permanent fixture on Family Outing, a variety show that is part of SBS's Good Sunday line-up. He also released two trot singles in 2008.


Real Name: Lee Seunghyun
Stage Name: Seung Ri, V, Victory
Position: Vocal, Choreographer
Date of Birth: December 12, 1990
He initially joined Battle Shinhwa, a reality show that was aiming to find the next Shinhwa; he was rejected after the 13th episode. He then later tried out for Big Bang and made it into the group. Seung Ri is the "little brother" of Big Bang. One of his greater talents is dancing and choreographing performances. Before Big Bang, Seung Ri was part of a Gwangju dance team, II Hwa. Seung Ri is the first member to be in a musical, Sonagi. Seung Ri is also the second member to debut as an actor, after T.O.P. He is in "Why did you come to our house?" and it is releasing at the end of 2008.



poor dae, you are not the "ugly' , you know? many of my friends said that you are really cute when you're smiling. and I said so. haha :)

anyway, because I have nothing to do in this weekend, so yeah I decided to post Big Bang's photos here. hahaha I have so many photos of them, but, I just post some of them .. The internet connection is damn so slow here.. uh ..

so here are of them .. :)

Big Bnag in 'skoolooks'. how cute they are! hahahh ..

Here, I can see that Seung Ri is the youngest. he's so damn cute here! but all of them are cute. and hey, G.d, how could you look very 'pretty'? hahaha. big brother T.O.P, your eyes look all-black here. hahahha

The chibi of BIG BANG!!! soooo cuteeee!!! hahahahha.. really, I like G.D and Tae yang here. they are soo cute. GREAT! hahaha

27 team. what is that mean? but they're so cool here. look, who will not melted when see this photo? haha

it's T.O.P, Tae Yang, G-Dragon, Dae Sung, and Seung Ri.

huaaaaaaaa.... I love their photos!! they are very fashionable and their songs are really good! I have about 40 of their songs right now and I still want to download some more. because one of my friend im Malaysia (hey there, mira Syiera! hahaha XD) said that she has 81 songs of them! I want it all!!! hahaha.

I love to be V.I.P!!! (FYI, V.I.P is the name for Big Bang's fans)

as far as I know, V.I.P are so kind and funny..! Love you alll V.I.P! (andini VIPZ, nate, chandri, timmy ji yong, martha lin, regina, claudia M.segala and all haha)

any way, I'l looking for Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do OST. I can't find my favourite one, 'waiting for the time'. is there anyone knows where I could download it? I really want it anyhow. hahaha cause I couldn't find it in 4shared or google. huhuhuhu_T

*akhirnya terkabul juga post full-english! hahah udah lama pengen tapi gak kecapean. huhuhu .. maap ye kalo ada grammar yang salah. wadefak? XD*

Do Re Mi Fa So La Si Do *si pilem yang bikin merinding dan nangis darah*

huhuhu .. ni pilem judulnya emang panjang amir ye, bacanya disingkatin juga susah .. masa mau disingkat jadi DRMFSLSD? bodo deh ah
nah ya.. jadi kan aku bawa ni pilem ke sekolah, emang ceritanya mau nonton bareng2 ama temen2 .. jadi pas lagi pelajaran matem tuh kan gak ada gurunya, yaudah kita mulei nonton aja deh tuh , ber3 ama ndin ama nate.
awal awalnya tuh kita ketawa ketawa gitu nonton nya .. wong emnag awalnya tuh lucu kok .. hahahha
terus makin ke tengah kita teriak teriak gak jelas karena baru nyaadar kalo yang maen tuh pilem pada cakep cakepppppp!! *telmi dah*
dan ya, pas diakhirnya, muka kita uda mulai serius ..
makin kesini .. mata kita udah berat ..
makin kesini .. hidung udah merah ..
eh terus tiba tiba ada suara si ndin sesenggukan. otomatis aku ma lia nengok ke ndin, terus kita ber tiga saling liat ..
dan ya ..
kita nangis bareng bareng ..
huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sumpah swear beneran asli fakta
tu pilem sedih mampus!
kita bertiga bener bener nangisssss
bener bener ngucur itu yang namanya air mata .. gak bisa berenti pula
kita ampe harus ngedongak gitu buat nahan air mata yag keluar ..
malah kita sempet nangis sambil ketawa karena geli ngeliat masing masing dari kita ampe pada nangis
huhuhuhuhuhuhuh T.T
pas hampir nyampe di puncak kesedihan.. guess what?
kaset nya macet.
ya, macet, dan gak bisa jalan lagi.
assseeemmmmmmmmmmm
lagi enak enak nangis di kelas! mumpung kelas lagi kosong tuhhh
aseeeeeemmmmmmmmm
padahal tuh tinggal beberapa manit lagi ya filem nyaaaa
make macet segalaaaaa
sempruuuullll
ya akhirnya kita jadi kesel sendiri gara gara gak bisa nonton ampe abis,,
huhuhuhuhu

ohya, karena lagi males nyeritain ceritanya.. aku copy paste yang dari wikipedia aja yaa .. :

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do (Hangul: 도레미파솔라시도) is a 2008 South Korean film based on the internet novel of the same title by Guiyeoni. Directed by Kang Geon-hyang (assistant director of Romance of Their Own) and produced by New Crayon Entertainment.

Based on the internet novel of the same title and written by Guiyeoni, Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do is a touching love story with bittersweet elements. Jung-won wears a funny dragon suit, while working at the amusement park, and pours soda on Eun-kyoo, because of his taunts.
A short while later, Jung-won finds out that Eun-kyoo has moved into the house next to hers. Eun-kyoo now threatens to tell Jung-won’s parents that she works part time at a local mart. To keep Eun-kyoo quiet, Jung-won agrees to carry his guitar for a week.
Jung-won then starts developings feelings for Eun-kyoo, who is the lead singer in a band called Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Eun-kyoo also starts to develop similar feelings for Jung-won. The two soon become a couple.
With an odd twist of fate, Jung-won goes to the bands rehearsal room and meets a familiar person from her past, a boy named Hui-won. Their relationship makes everything make more complicated. 10 years ago, Jung-won and Hui-won were close friends, but because of a personal matter they stopped talking to each other completely. Jung-won is now surprised to learn that her ex-close friend is now best friends with her boyfriend. Hui-won admits that he still likes his bestfriend and he wants her back. Now Jung-won is torn between her friendship with Hui-won and her love of Eun-kyoo.

yaa begitulah ..
tidak tersedia fitur penerjemahan .. haha
ohya ohya yang maennya pada bening bening lhooo cihuyyy banget dah
haha
terutama:

jang geun seok/jang keun suk

makhluk satu ini mah gu udah seneng dari waktu nonton baby and me

dan dia juga suami ke6 ku

hahahhaha *ngayal mampus*

ini tuh namanyaaa... nggg ... sapa ya?

im ju hwan kalo ga salah ..

dia peran nya okil disini .. hahha

tapi udah tua euy .. 27 taun kalo gasalah dehh huhu T.T

kalo ini mah si jung eui chul ama im ju hwan yang tadi

jung eui chul nya waktu kuliat di google kok foto2nya jelek2 yak? padahal di film nya mah cakep dah

tauk ah bodo amat

AHHHHHH... pengen nyari ost2 yang ada di film inniiiiiiii

sumpah ya lagu lagunya tuh enak2 bangettttt

amat sangat enak sekaliii

pengen penegn pengennnn