eiji wentz's driving me crazy!! huaaaaaa

huhuhuh .. nih kan ya, mi kan search tentang eiji wentz gitu .. soalnya mi pengen tau katanya si eiji wentz itu gak bisa bahasa inggris .. masa sih? orang bapaknya kan orang amerika-german, ibunya jepang. masa gak bisa bahasa inggris?
yauda mi search tuh di guu-gel, terus nemu satu link gitu terus mi buka. isinya ya tentang trivia trivia eiji wentz ..
ada yang tulisannya gini ..

Eiji, who is said to get his handsome looks from his German-American father, is widely known as "the half-American who can only speak Japanese." It is known that he is the only member of his family that cannot speak English. His mother, of course knows English because she is married to an American. His older brother took English lessons from an English tutor. Eiji says that because his parents get too excited and use English when they get mad at him, he often doesn't know that they're mad. He had especially bad grades at English in High School.
Though he failed in English, Eiji had very good kanji test scores.

jadi terbukti lah kalau eiji wentz gak bisa bahasa inggris dan hanya bisa bahasa jepang. mau mi ajarin bahasa indonesia, eiji?? hahaha

terus ya ada juga artikel gini :

According to sources, Eiji is very, very close with his partner from WaT, Teppei Koike, and often visits Teppei's house. Reportedly, when he goes there he gets very relaxed and often strips nude.

hell god! strips nude?! what the hell is going on with you mind?! it doesn't mean that you feel relax with teppei so that you can 'nude' in teppei's home?! WHATTA ..?!

ada juga artikel ginih:

During a television interview in 2005, Eiji revealed that a big worry of his was the fact that Teppei "won't get naked together with me." On top of that, he said he was jealous when he found out that Teppei got naked together with Kamenashi Kazuya of the Idol Group KAT-TUN.

huah huah huaaaaahh!!!! aku gak bisa napas sekarang .. aku tiba tiba jantungan! asma!! mataku hampir copot baca tuh artikel bejat!! apa itu maksudnya 'won't get naked with me' ??!! sudahlah eiji .. tobat lah kau .. kau itu laki laki .. masih lajang *semoga* .. masih cakep pula .. kalo mukamu kayak tukul ato kiwil ato michael jackson .. tak apa apa lah .. ku rela kalau kau seperti itu . nah ini, ngaca mbak .. kalo aku punya wajah seperti kau, aku bahkan bakal naksir sama diriku sendiri, tau?! liat .. kau tuh bukti nyata manusia 'perfect'! jangan kau nodai ke 'perfect' an mu itu dengan hal hal 'bejat' seperti itu! tobat lah .. tobatlah wahai manusia ... jika dirimu ternoda ..*ngapain ada bimbo di sini?*

ini juga bukti nyata bahwa koike teppei dan eiji memang sering bermesraan :

HELL GOD!

Gua doain tuh si teppei tiba tiba pindah ke amrik terus si eiji gak bisa nyusul karena dia ga bisa bahasa inggris, dan dia jadi tobat karena gak ada teppei lagi!

AMIN

dan ohya, teppei jadinya diganti sama aku, jadi vocal group nya berubah nama jadi WaM (Wentz and Mia). bagus kan? bagus kan? XD

pokoknya eiji, ingat pesan nenek, TOBATLAH KAU!!!